The last week of the season is upon us all and we all want to know who makes the playoffs. Let's take a peak shall we?
Playoffs Clinched – Grant, Jesse, Micah, Brooks Control Their Own Destiny – Marshall, Kyle Outside Looking In – Macleod, Strand Scouting for next year – Tyler, Dylan #1 Seed – Grant #2 Seed – Jesse – Win and Micah loss // Win and Micah win but more Points For (PF) Micah – Win and Jesse loss // Win and Jesse win but more PF Marshall – Win and Jesse/Micah loss and more PF than all of Jesse/Micah/Kyle Brooks – Win and Jesse/Micah loss and more PF than all of Jesse/Micah/Kyle Kyle – Win and Micah loss and more PF than all of Jesse/Micah/Winner of Brooks/Marshall #3 Seed – Jesse – Win and Micah win but has less PF // Loss and Micah win but more PF than Kyle/Winner of Brooks/Marshall Micah – Win and Jesse Win but has less PF // Loss and Jesse win but more PF than Kyle/Winner of Brooks/Marshall Brooks – Win and Micah or Jesse loss Marshall – Win and Micah/Jesse loss and more PF than two of Jesse/Micah/Kyle Kyle – Win and more PF than two of Jesse/Micah (if loses)/Winner of Brooks/Marshall #4 Seed – Jesse – Loss and Micah win and more PF than one of Kyle/winner of Brooks/Marshall Micah – Loss and Jesse win and more PF than winner of Brooks/Marshall Brooks – Win and Jesse win and Micah win Marshall - Win and Jesse win and Micah win Kyle – Win and more PF than one of Jesse/Micah (if loses)/Winner of Brooks/Marshall #5 Seed – Jesse – Loss and less PF than Kyle/Micah (if loses)/Winner of Brooks/Marshall Micah – Loss and Kyle win and less PF than Jesse (if loses)/Kyle/Winner of Brooks/Marshall Brooks – Loss and Kyle loss Marshall – Loss and Kyle loss and PF than all of Kyle/Strand (if wins)/Macleod (if wins) Kyle – Loss and more PF than all of Strand (if wins)/Macleod (if wins)/Loser of Brooks/Marshall Macleod – Win and Kyle loss and more PF than all of Kyle/Strand (if wins)/Loser of Brooks/Marshall Strand – Win and Kyle loss and more PF than all of Kyle/Macleod (if wins)/Lose of Brooks/Marshall #6 Seed – Brooks – Loss and Kyle win Marshall – Loss and Kyle win and more PF than Strand (if wins)/Macleod (if wins) Kyle – Loss and more PF than two of Strand (if wins)/Macleod (if wins)/Loser of Brooks/Marshall Macleod – Win and more PF than two of Kyle (if loses)/Strand (if wins)/Loser of Brooks/Marshall Strand – Win and more PF than two of Kyle (if loses)/Macleod (if wins)/Loser of Brooks/Marshall Miss the Playoffs – Marshall – Loss and Less PF than two of Kyle (if loses)/Strand (if wins)/Macleod (if wins) Kyle – Loss and less PF than two of Strand (if wins)/Macleod (if wins)/Loser of Brooks/Marshall Macleod – Loss // Win and less PF than two of Kyle (if loses)/Strand (if wins)/Loser of Brooks/Marshall Strand - Loss // Win and less PF than two of Kyle (if loses)/Macleod (if wins)/Loser of Brooks/Marshall
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Welcome to week 9 friends and Deavey! First of all, I would like to say thank you to the Moorhead class of 2011 and Jossi Daschodas for opening up your arms and hugging me with fantasy football presence. It's been a good run even though we only have a 10 man league and very questionable formats in prior years (No offense March). Although, I do give credit where credits due March, the addition on the power rankings is the outside-the-box energy this league needed (with the exemption of the prior two weeks, those kids can't even read/write). Not saying I'm a good writer or anything, as I went into finance for a reason, but hell, here goes nothing.
*changing it up and adding a segment to this weeks PRs. This week is "whats going right" and "what's not" 1.) Like Beckham - Gront Bargen What's going right: WR and TE Talent What's going wrong: Everything besides listed above This team is good if you can look past the fact he is starting a TE in his flex, but hey, it worked out for the Patriots with thedeadly Hernadez and Gronk combo. Look for Gront to be in playoffs and make a run at a potential bye. 2.) Malley Lamix TD's - Brandin Mcloud What's going right: Top End Talent What's going wrong: Got drunk at Lambeau and forgot to set his lineup week 5 I would of put this team at number 1, but due to the "brandin is bias" comments in the group chat from Gront and Ambrosy I will just throw myself at the salf 2nd slot. These guys came off a bad start and is making a run, winning 3 straight. Looking to make a push for a wildcard spot and be deadly from there. 3.) Kangaroos - Marchal Dalsel What's going right: Not really sure What's going wrong: Not losing This is one team that looked scary to start, but then came back down to Earth were everyone expected. Ebron and Thielen are carrying this one (you heard that right). At the end of the day, this team will make playoffs and more than likely lose in the first round. 4.) Rich Homie Saquon - Mica Mcgordon What's going right: Rich Homie Saquon Barkley and Mahomes What's going wrong: Saquon Barkley has a bye I respect this team, as it stretches for Aaron Rodgers (whose his backup) yearly and only will accept trades for him if your trading AB or Gurley. That's the type of loyalty we can learn from. If he can survive the Barkley bye week and Gordon can stay out of jail, this could be the winning team. 5.) Watson Your Wallet - Jossi Daschodis What's going right: Record, somehow and Todd Gurley the second What's going wrong: Has a Vikings kicker I'm not sure how he has such a good record, but he does. Will make playoffs and lose first game. 6.) Dream Boats - Broks Milre What's going right: Kareem Hunt and Tyreek Hill What's going wrong: They both play for on the same team This is another team with a lot of depth that has potential to make a run. 7.) One Kupp - Andru Srand What's going right: Melvin Gordon What's going wrong: Hasn't put D Cook on IR Any team with Andy Dalton and Jets Defense is a scary week to week team. Unfortunately, the record hasn't shown the talent of those two, but fortunately, he's still in it. 8.) Team Ambrosy - Kayl Ambrosy What's going right: Team Name creativity What's going wrong: He traded for Fournette (thank you btw) Kayl's always a threat in daily fantasy, but unfortunately for him, this is a year long deal. Will need a big stretch of games for him to get into the playoffs 9.) Andrea's Big Bussims - Dilan Deavey What's going right: He has AB I guess What's going wrong: Greg the leg has been hurt for most of the year This team is actually shocking the world this year at 2-6 and has potential next year with his keepers in Greg Zuerlein and Titan's Defense. Look out for this team in 2020. 10.) Keenan and Bell - Tyler Rustad What's going right: What's going wrong: A lot Sitting at 1-7 isn't what you want, but with Rhett Ellison on your squad, it's what you get.
Welcome to week 8 men! Or as I like to call it, "The 8 Ball" week. So go ahead, lay out a few lines, maybe another bump for luck because we'll all probably need it with the way this season has been going so far. It's safe to say that it is anybody's game, and nobody should be feeling comfortable at this point. As my old pal Herbie Brooks once said on a Disney movie..
Wow. The truth really does hurt. So make sure you set those line ups wisely, and never forget to do whatever it takes to find a little luck. I already have my remedy..
Just don't expect me to be as generous as Sanka.
Alright moving on from this Disney movie bullshit. As legendary as those two films still are to this day, we have some fantasy football to discuss. Let the power rankings begin! #1 - Watson Your Wallet
I did have a tough time putting this team at #1 after showing the worst team performance in the league last week, but you have to give credit where it's due sitting at the top record wise. We will see if Mr. Doschadis' team is able to bounce back from that performance as he is set to match up against Two Defenses One Kupp. Todd Gurley has been an absolute horse for this squad, leading the league in RB's. This team can be very, very dangerous if Le'Veon Bell ever figures his shit out..
#2 - Rich Homie $aquon
This team has been putting in absolute work these past couple of weeks! When our guys are showing up to practice at 8am, the Rich Homie $aquon squad is already finishing practice and hitting the weight room. I mean what the fuck is Saquon Barkley eating in New York besides yards and titties every Sunday, including this past Monday night. It's a shame the Giants can't get it done with Barkley, but I'm afraid Mr. Megorden's team sure can. This week should be a great matchup against California Dreamboats and they sure as hell better come ready to play. The committee put this team at 13%?! Rich Homie $aquon and Mr. Megorden sure knew how to respond..
#3 - Donkey Punching Kangaroos
Marsh Daddy's team has been posting solid numbers week by week, but the competitiveness of this league has been barely keeping him from sitting at the top. After a monster performance last week against Rich Homie $aquon wasn't enough to secure the W, Donkey Punching Kangaroos need to keep their dobbers up or else a bad week could become an eventual slump. Can they bounce back against a pair of struggling Bussims this week? I'm sure the rest of the league can at least agree with me about the love/hate relationship I have with his top receiver, who is arguably the top receiver in the league. But I still can't help singing it out loud every Sunday. (Cue the music) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm....
#4 - California Dreamboats
I'm not one to toot my own horn, but let's just say come Sunday when the California Dreamboats step out of Colonel William G. Bass' sexy ass car, it'll be nothing but business against their friendly foe Rich Homie $aquon.
#5 - Malley Lamix's TDs
This team is among those that keep grinding away and staying within the mix of things with the rest of the 4-3 wolfpack. They have one of the more solid teams in the league, with one of the best WR units. Add a big week from McCaffrey and you may be in trouble if you're on the opposing sidline. Safe to say Mr. MacLeod's squad is in for a rivalry week matching up against Mr. Ambrosie's Team. I would have to call this matchup the game of the week, and look forward to seeing how close this battle ends up.
Packers Suck.
#6 - Send It Like Backham
This team is an overall juggernaut, but they are still a force to reckoned with. Right now it's everybody's league in terms of how close it is, and if Mr. Borgen's team can take advantage of an opportunity this weekend, the wind just might be in their sails. Send It Like Beckham squares off against an unfortunate Keenan and Bell team. I found a live look in at Mr. Borgen's residence as he prepares for this weeks matchup against the last place team..
If OBJ keeps the stickem on his gloves and tosses up crazy numbers, Brogen might be dancing his way into a cozy playoff position.
#7 - Two Defenses One Kupp
Of all the teams that are 4-3, I would have to say this one has the toughest week lying ahead. On top of playing the #1 team in the league and a few BYE's, his RB core has been hindered with injuries which is never an easy thing to experience as a manager. If Dalvin Cook can ever come back 100% healthy, I think Coach Strand could have the most dynamic RB duo that the state of MN has ever seen!
Just kidding.. Nonetheless if Coach Strand can grind out a W this weekend, not only would the league be in the spiciest race it has ever seen, but the momentum could really swing in his favor once the team is fully healthy.
#8 - Team Ambrosie
The team name creativity should make this team an automatic 10 on the power rankings, but I'm not that mean. It's certainly been a rough go for Team Ambrosie and after posting the second worst score in last weeks matchups, one of his coworkers was kind enough to give me some footage of his reaction this past Tuesday..
Mr. Ambrosie is still only one W away from a very tight playoff race. Getting that W on this big rivalry week could be the push that he needs.
#9 - Andreas Big Bussims
I don't know how many more loads these Bussims will be able to take. Let's just say that if they take punch from a kangaroo then they are bound to need some sort of plastic surgery. But maybe they'll be bouncy enough to take that punch shove em right back into Marshall's face. As I keep saying, this league is tighter than an 18 year old rookie porn star, so Dillybop might just be able to squeak a few W's out and join the boys. I do have better news. I finally found out where Dillybop learned all of his dance moves..
#10 - Keenan and Bell
I called this team unfortunate earlier because they have been nothing but that. It has been one of the bumpiest roads for Rusty in our league this year, and the team name might have been the best thing he had going. After posting great weeks back to back, he has had the worst luck matching up against opponents that have had the best week of their seasons. Since we live in AZ together, he is the only one that I am willing to let at having a kiss with my lucky egg. Who knows, if Rusty can string something together like Micah's squad, he too could have a spot in the playoffs. Let's have a look at how each week goes for team Keenan and Bell from beginning to end..
Now let's all go out there and have some good, clean family fun this weekend! It has been an absolute honor and privilege to be apart of this league with you fine gentleman. Cheers! Brooks - Manager of California Dreamboats Welcome to week 9 friends and Deavey! First of all, I would like to say thank you to the Moorhead class of 2011 and Jossi Daschodas for opening up your arms and hugging me with fantasy football presence. It's been a good run even though we only have a 10 man league and very questionable formats in prior years (No offense March). Although, I do give credit where credits due March, the addition on the power rankings is the outside-the-box energy this league needed (with the exemption of the prior two weeks, those kids can't even read/write). Not saying I'm a good writer or anything, as I went into finance for a reason, but hell, here goes nothing.
*changing it up and adding a segment to this weeks PRs. This week is "whats going right" and "what's not" 1.) Like Beckham - Gront Bargen What's going right: WR and TE Talent What's going wrong: Everything besides listed above This team is good if you can look past the fact he is starting a TE in his flex, but hey, it worked out for the Patriots with thedeadly Hernadez and Gronk combo. Look for Gront to be in playoffs and make a run at a potential bye. 2.) Malley Lamix TD's - Brandin Mcloud What's going right: Top End Talent What's going wrong: Got drunk at Lambeau and forgot to set his lineup week 5 I would of put this team at number 1, but due to the "brandin is bias" comments in the group chat from Gront and Ambrosy I will just throw myself at the salf 2nd slot. These guys came off a bad start and is making a run, winning 3 straight. Looking to make a push for a wildcard spot and be deadly from there. 3.) Kangaroos - Marchal Dalsel What's going right: Not really sure What's going wrong: Not losing This is one team that looked scary to start, but then came back down to Earth were everyone expected. Ebron and Thielen are carrying this one (you heard that right). At the end of the day, this team will make playoffs and more than likely lose in the first round. 4.) Rich Homie Saquon - Mica Mcgordon What's going right: Rich Homie Saquon Barkley and Mahomes What's going wrong: Saquon Barkley has a bye I respect this team, as it stretches for Aaron Rodgers (whose his backup) yearly and only will accept trades for him if your trading AB or Gurley. That's the type of loyalty we can learn from. If he can survive the Barkley bye week and Gordon can stay out of jail, this could be the winning team. 5.) Watson Your Wallet - Jossi Daschodis What's going right: Record, somehow and Todd Gurley the second What's going wrong: Has a Vikings kicker I'm not sure how he has such a good record, but he does. Will make playoffs and lose first game. 6.) Dream Boats - Broks Milre What's going right: Kareem Hunt and Tyreek Hill What's going wrong: They both play for on the same team This is another team with a lot of depth that has potential to make a run. 7.) One Kupp - Andru Srand What's going right: Melvin Gordon What's going wrong: Hasn't put D Cook on IR Any team with Andy Dalton and Jets Defense is a scary week to week team. Unfortunately, the record hasn't shown the talent of those two, but fortunately, he's still in it. 8.) Team Ambrosy - Kayl Ambrosy What's going right: Team Name creativity What's going wrong: He traded for Fournette (thank you btw) Kayl's always a threat in daily fantasy, but unfortunately for him, this is a year long deal. Will need a big stretch of games for him to get into the playoffs 9.) Andrea's Big Bussims - Dilan Deavey What's going right: He has AB I guess What's going wrong: Greg the leg has been hurt for most of the year This team is actually shocking the world this year at 2-6 and has potential next year with his keepers in Greg Zuerlein and Titan's Defense. Look out for this team in 2020. 10.) Keenan and Bell - Tyler Rustad What's going right: What's going wrong: A lot Sitting at 1-7 isn't what you want, but with Rhett Ellison on your squad, it's what you get. Hosted By: Dylan Dillybop Deavy// University of Jamestown// Washed up ballplayer #7
Good Evening and welcome comrades! Dillybop here reared and ready to knock your socks off with the week 5 power rankings. Man, week 4 was spicy due to all the high scoring teams across the NFL. Some teams exploded while other teams received the shit end of the explosion. I (Dillybop), unfortunately, was one of those teams who experience a massive amount of shit being thrown my way. First, we had Brooks "The Rat" Miller (California Dreamboats) come in hot and dumped his seven-day jizz load all over Andreas Big Bussims, Scoring a season-high 183 points. I can tell you Dillybop didn’t enjoy that but I’m sure Andrea really would’ve. On top of that, his bench was also very impressive. Collectively scoring 151 points, again dumping more jizz all over Andreas Big Bussims. I believe it’s safe to say that California Dreamboats had his way with ol’ Dillybop. Moving on from all this Jizz talk, we also had a barn burner of a game between Grant (Send it like Beckham) and Marshall (Donkey Punching Kangaroos).This weeks match up between these two teams came down to the end. The Donkey Punching Kangaroos ended up pulling away with a 9-point victory over team Send it like Beckham. This is all thanks to Alvin “Nose Ring Bull Cock” Kamara who had 19 attempts, rushing for over 134 yards and scoring 3 touchdowns. He also had 5 receptions for 47 yards and is now averaging a staggering 33.0 points per week. Holy shit... that man is an animal. Other than that, Team Ambrosie squeaked by with a win over Rich Homie Saquon (101-90). Malley Lamix took out Two Defenses One Kupp (127-109). Lastly, Watson Your Wallet ass fucked Keenan and Bell (155-107). Enough Chit chat lets get to those week 5 power rankings! #1 - Donkey Punching Kangaroos - Marswell Dellzell - Previous Ranking #3 (+2) Current Record: 3-1 Man on man does this pain me to put this team at #1. Especially after the fact that he decided to put me at #10 last week. Yes people, lower then Keenan and Bell which is arguably the worst fantasy team ever assembled. Fortunate enough for the Donkey Punching Kangaroos, I’m a respectable man and give credit when credit is due. The Donkey Punching Kangaroos are coming in hot at #1 this week and are on a three-week win streak. Although this isn’t the most complete team, it does hold the best fantasy running back (Kamara) and Wideout (Thielen). He should change his team name to the “Donkey Punching Kamara Thielen Duo”. Those two fantasy animals are averaging 57.5 points per week… Wow. Taking a look at his bench, Marsh daddy eagerly awaits the return of Joe Mixon. With Mixon in the mix (what a ring that has to it) Marsh daddy’s team looks even stronger and could make a run at this year's title. #2 - California Dreamboats - Brooks “The Rat” Miller - Previous Ranking #7 (+5) Current Record: 2-2 You wanna talk about a complete team and a guy that doesn’t get enough credit. It blows my mind that Marsh Daddy had the gumption of putting this team at #7 last week. Anyways, coming in at #2 California Dreamboats has it all. Starting off with his QB (Matt Ryan) this guy caught everyone off guard. Who would’ve thought that Matt Ryan would be averaging 26 points and is the number 2 fantasy QB in the league? Moving on with two solid running backs (Hunt & Johnson), Three solid wide receivers (Tate, Hill, and Robert Woods), and arguably the best TE in the game (Ertz). After coming off a monster week scoring 183 points against Andreas Big Bussims this brings him to a total of 540 points (1st) scored on the season and has 520 (2nd) Points scored against him. All in all, it's safe to say Brooks has one of the most well-rounded teams in the division. This week he’s looking forward to dumping some more of that rat load all over Watson Your Wallet. #3 - Watson Your Wallet - Jesse “Pretty Boy” Doschadis - Previous Ranking #4 (+1) Current Record: 3-1 Speak of the devil, Watson Your Wallet comes in at the #3 this week. Another team that is also very well-rounded and has depth. Wanted to put him at the #1 or #2 ranking but according to my sources (Group Text), Jesse went off on a limb and closed out a trade with Kennan and Bell. Sources say that Julio Jones and Adrian Peterson were traded for LE’VEON Bell. I think everyone is eager to see how this one turns out for both teams. This could be a gamble that ultimately hurts Jesses team. However if this works in his favor, this may propel him to the highest scoring team and league champion, only time will tell. When asked about this trade, Watson Your Wallet responded by saying “Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice man." I guess we’ll have to see how that one works out for ya nerd. If this doesn’t work out in his favor, Watson Your Wallet does have solid players and depth to rely on. Gurley and Diggs combined average are 44.8 points per week. Tyler Boyd (18-point average) (one of his bench players) looks to now start at wideout with the absence of Julio Jones. It seems to me that every position on his team has some sort of solid back up. Looks like he did have a plan when he brought that massive stack of papers to this year's fantasy draft. #4 - Two Defenses One Kupp - Andrew “D-1 Athlete” Strand - Previous Ranking #1 (-3) Current Record: 2-2 I hate to do it to ya buddy but I’m sending you down towards the pit of misery. You don’t want to go down any further or you’re going to become neighbors with the Crustad. Two Defenses One Kupp came out on fire this season starting off 2-0. Unfortunately for Andrew, he is coming off his second consecutive loss of the season. Don't be mistaking though, Andrew does have a decently solid lineup. He holds one of the best fantasy running backs in the league (Gorden) who averages a whopping 25.5 points per week. His team would be that much more solid if Dalvin Cook could get healthy and find his groove. He is also 4th on the scoring list for most points this season. Andrew is hoping to end his losing streak this week against Rich Homie Saquon. #5 - Send It like Beckham - Grant “Wtf Man” Borgen- Previous Ranking #2 (-3) Current Record: 2-2 Before anything is said, I'd like to take the time and speak on everyone's behalf and say thank you to Grant for letting us draft at his cabin this year... Man did we see pink elephants and get wasted. We should incorporate I-dozers next year, it's a cool drug! Moving on, Send It Like Beckham comes in this week at #5. Its been a roller coaster ride for Grant and his squad this year. Unfortunately, his team suffered a tough 9-point loss to the Donkey Punching Kangaroos. Grant has the potential to be a contender for the title this year with a solid with a solid WR crew (Odell, Hopkins, and Golladay). Grant has a tough week coming up. He is set to face off against Andreas Big Bussims without Jorden Howard and the Bears' defense (Which happens to be the best defense in the league). It is yet to be seen if Grant and his squad can find some sort of groove and come up with a win this week. #6 - Malley Lamix’s TD’s - Brandin “Mackcloud” MacLeod- Previous Ranking #6 (+0) Current Record: 2-2 Coming into the #6 spot (semi lukewarm) Is Malley Lamix TD’s. Macklcouds team has been a shock to him this year. He owns two solid running backs (Elliot & McCaffery) who average 40.6 together, and three solid wide receivers (Green, Adams, Cooks) who all average 56.1 points together. In his defense, He has had some tough weeks and other teams have scored a combined total of 491 points against him. Mackcloud and his squad gear up to face the #1 team in the league this week (Donkey Punching Kangaroos). Can he cause an upset? He is currently projected to outscore the Donkey Punching Kangaroos, but we all know projections don’t mean shit. Watch out for this team cause his players could catch fire at any moment. #7 - Andreas Big Bussims - Dylan “Dillybop” Deavy - Previous Ranking #10 (Fucking Kidding me?) (+3) Current Record: 2-2 Christ almighty did I ever get the shit kicked out of me this week. I mean bent over and torn a new bunghole. I know the Rat loved every bit of it too. Butttttt guess whose back… back again… Mark Ingram is back… Tell a friend >:). Ohhhh yes, the long-awaited arrival of Mark Ingram is back for week 5! You can bet your bottom dollar he's got a 5-week jizz load ready to blow all over Send It Like Beckham. I cannot wait to see Kamara cry like a little girl when this animal starts getting all those goal-line TD’s. You can bet your sweet asses that this team just got better. Listen here, people… This team has spunk! Andreas Big Bussims found a way to come out 2-2 with the absence of Ingram and Greg “the third leg” Zuerlein. Once those two get back in the lineup, things could get spicy. Andreas Big Bussims also has a great WR duo threat (Brown & Hilton). Dillybop is Hoping TY Hilton can be healthy for this week if not, things could look a little grim. Let us also make a note that Andreas Big Bussims has faced the MOST POINTS thus far. Facing a Whopping 530 points… yuck. Time will only tell what this team has in store. Look out tho… could be a sleeper team. #8 Team Ambrosie - Kyle “ Hammerhead” Ambrosie - Previous Ranking #5 (-3) Current Record: 3-1 Kyle, you know I love you but you just sit down here at #8 and like it. This is easily the luckiest 3-1 record I've ever seen in my day. Let me present some of the apparent evidence; Points scored: 464 (7th) Points Faced: 415!!! Christ what in the hell is that non-sense!?? The least amount of points faced out of anyone! This wedding is horse shit. With that being said, I will give him some credit, however. Picking up James Connor was a brilliant move and has paid off for him considering he is averaging 18.3 points in replace of LE'VEON Bell. If Fournette can come back healthy and McCoy start scoring more points and can somehow convince a jury that he didn't break into his girlfriend's house and beat the shit out of her, his team will increasingly score more. Kyle, I commend you for having a 3-1 record, I do but until the league starts seeing you score more points, you're staying down her right next to the crustad. #9 - Rich Homie Saquon - Micah “Big Mike!!” Megorden - Previous Ranking #8 (-1) Current Record: 1-3 Can I get a Big Miiiiiiiiiiike!!? You have to commend this guy for not taking LE'VEON Bell #1 overall and instead of taking Barkley whose has been impressive in his rookie year. Averaging 21.8 points and being the heart and of his running backs. Even more impressive has been Patrick Mahomes. My god has this kid been an animal. Currently the #1 Fantasy QB and averaging 28.0 points per week. It's almost sad to see Big Mikes team ranked #9 with a 1-3 record. Big Mike looks to open up week 5 against #4 Two Defenses One Kupp. Tough battle ahead for Rich Homie Saquon well see how it plays out for him. #10 - Kennan and Bell- Tyler “Crustad” Rustad - Previous ranking #9 (-1) Current Record: 0-4 Holy shit Rustad… I don’t even know what to say. Things have not gone his way this year. Crustad is on a downward spiral and rumors have been floating around that this may be the worst team ever drafted in the history of fantasy football. But hold the phone people. Kennan and Bells owner (The Crust) has made a brilliant trade from Watson Your Wallet. Sources have said that Rustad had enough With Bells crybaby ass and traded him for Julio Jones and AP. WOW. Talk about a change of direction for this team. You know Julio Jones is about to come with a big 40 point game once he starts scoring some TD’s. AP surprisingly hasn’t been that bad this year averaging 18 points per game. This could be the spark that this team needs. Even though that record says 0-4, don’t count the Crustad out yet! Could he make the biggest comeback of all time!? Time will tell. Until then you sit down here and keep shooting for the star's pal. All in all, last week was wild. The number of high scoring games in the NFL created some high scoring fantasy football teams. Things will only start to spice up from here. Players are getting hurt, coming off suspension, and trades are already being made. Listen here gentlemen, a wise old soul once told me "What you do today, may impact tomorrow." I can't remember his name, but he was wise. Keep that in mind with what players you're about to start, bench, and who you're thinking about trading. It could have a long-lasting impact on your future in this year's fantasy league. With that being said, good luck the rest of the way comrades! Signing off, Dillybop Good Morning Vietnam!!!! Commish here to break everything down from the greatest fantasy league west of the Mississippi River. Being the commish I can say just about all I want and the only repercussion is being made fun of by "The Board," mainly just Grant. Teams have been up and down and lets be honest no one saw Deavy starting 2-1 after keeping a kicker. The one surprise has been Rustad thus far. I mean he had less than 10 wins the previous couple years and last year he comes out of nowhere and makes the playoffs, I can imagine drafting Bell with the number 1 overall pick hasn't helped either. The race for the cah is on and lets begin.
#1 - Two Defenses, One Kupp - Andrew Strand - Previous Spot #1 (+0) Strand is just the juggernaut of fantasy as he has killed it since day 1 and continues his reign as the leader. He also has the most points at a whopping 420 (hehehe) through 3 weeks. He fell this past week to borgen who racked up the most points and still scored more points than 6 other teams so nothing to be concerned about. He enters the Pit-of-Doom against Kyle's JV team led by MacLeod. I do not see why he does not come out with a W and continues to wreak havoc all over the league. Look out come playoff time where his squad bears down and makes another run at the championship. #2 - Send It Like Beckham - Grant Borgen - Previous Spot #3 (+1) Grant manhandled Strand last week while tossing up 146 points which was the league league. He rolls in this week with the 3rd most points and is in a battle with the commish this week. The battle has the two highest scoring defenses so it'll be an interesting ride for this week. Grant had a solid draft and a steal of a deal with Tevin Colman now that Freeman is injured. Grant come off a disappointing tie in the championship last year and looking to get back to the promise land, he will have a tough task as no one has ever went back to back in the championship round. Look for his high flying team to run into a nice roundhouse by the Donkey Punching Kangaroos this week. #3 - Donkey Punching Kangaroos - Marshall Dalziel - Previous Spot #9 (+6) Like I said I am the commish and I can say what I want so clearly I am going to make the biggest jump in power ranking history. I will have to say I have had some troubles this year with half my team ending up injured but the squad has prevailed and managed to score the 2nd most points thus far. The squad has gotten on the back of Alvin kamara as he balls out every week and hopefully Wentz can figure it out this week after coming off of a knee injury (hell of a long way from his heart). I feel like I will be right in the middle of the pack once the season heads into the playoffs. If the squad can get healthy watch out world as I am broke as hell and need that money since Sandra wants an open bar at the wedding. #4 - Watson Your Wallet - Jesse Doschadis - Previous Spot #4 (+0) So far he is sitting pretty and has another chance to win 3 in a row against the winless Keenan and Bell. He has the 4th most points so it is only fitting he sits in this spot, but he has a solid squad that can make the run to win some money. The funnest thing that can happen is him taking 3rd in the playoffs because him and Deavy were really addimint on getting the 3rd place finish some $$$. I think he can make a run at the money but he has to make sure to slap his "Play Like A Champion" sign before getting out of bed everyday. #5 - Team Ambrosie - Kyle Ambrosie - Previous Spot #2 (-3) The varsity squad is looking well this year and sitting at number 5 in the points for category. He has the worst team name out there, but he probably spent too much time on his JV name so give it some time for the Varsity name. The squad rolls in this week against the recent victorious Rich Homie Saquon's. Kyle needs a big week to keep pace with Mahomes slinging it like a nerf ball, but if the Denver D can slow him down he has a solid chance at moving to 3-1. The one thing that he does have going for him is Ryan Fitzpatrick and his awesome jacket, my boy has thrown the rock all over the yard and dresses to impress. Maybe Kyle can take some notes in that category. #6 - Malley Lamix's TDs - Brandon MacLeod - Previous Spot #5 (-1) Kyles JV team has had a solid year and it is only a matter of time before Kyle makes moves to bolster his squad. If Kyle decides to let the JV squad simmer for next year MacLeod could make a run, but in all honesty probably not. He would get some serious recognition if he is able to pull off the upset on Strand. He has the top three rushers but cannot seem to find the promise land in the W category. Maybe to get his squad going he needs to give a similar speech like Jameis's famous "Eating W's speech." At the end of the day it really comes down to what Kyle needs on the varsity squad. #7 - California Dreamboats - Brooks Miller - Previous Spot #6 (-1) Sunshine....... SUNshine..... SUNSHINE..... rolls in this week at #7 after a rough loss to the commish. Does not help the Bills Mafia came in strong last week and got Cousins to fumble twice and killed his momentum to get out on top. Sunshine gets to battle it out with DillyBop in a game that should be very close and help decide the way each teams season will end up. One other reason that made him drop a spot is his constant cat pics on snapchat, not a huge fan so I added a personal spot to this. #8 - Rich Homie Saquon - Micah Megorden - Previous Spot #10 (+2) BIG MIIIIIIIKE finally got his first W and is riding that high all the way to touchdown city. Saquon has been one of the more electrifying RBs this year and has Mahomes slinging the rock like he is playing flag football in high school gym class. If those two can keep up the production and he can get quality contributions from the rest of his squad he might be able to make a run. He has a team that can sneak into the playoffs, but building for the future I think is even more important than the chance at $600. #9 - Keenan and Bell - Tyler Rustad - Previous Spot #8 (-1) Easily one of the best fantasy names out there, would be better if Bell actually played but that's neither here nor there. After a couple season at the bottom of the well he climbed the ladder to make an impressive run last year. This year he seemed to fall back to his old ways, even with the #1 overall pick. Looking at his squad you would think he should be 2-1 with the talent he has but the fantasy gods are not on his side. He could have a solid week but with the Vikings playing tonight could really set the tone for his chance of getting that first win. #10 - Andreas Big Bussims - Dylan Deavy - Previous Spot #7 (-3) Hahahahahaha the dude kept a kicker but he paid so that's a plus. I feel like having Dylan anywhere by #10 is a disgrace because he loved that spot last year. I will say I am very surprised that he actually has two wins but let's see if he can go anywhere with this squad. He has a lot of faith in "Greg the Leg," which is a bold strategy if I might say. He has a solid game this week against the Dreamboats he just might be putting the league on notice. By: Kyle Ambrosie, Member of the Board, Original Member, and GM of Team Ambrosie (Name in Progress)
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